Sitemap - 2023 - Joe Fattorini's Substack
The man who invented luxury Champagne
Five wine(ish) things for mid-week
The curious tale of The Chablis Shagger
Something old, something new, something borrowed, something to go to, nothing blue.
Wine customers are like oranges. They come in segments
Memes, conversations, Armenia, great value, and #stemwatch
Nobody ever apologises for not knowing enough about cheese
For two days a month, we're all millionaires
Did Joshua Bell explain the value of wine?
"Gen Z" is the new "Millennials"
A waste of passionate intensity
In wine it pays to ask weird questions
Red wine with cheese? You revolt me.
An exclusive post on what makes things exclusive
Wine drinkers lie to you... a reminder
Which grape is "evil in the mouth"?
The "very rare trait" that makes you successful
The wine drinker is not a "consumer". She's your mum
The (late) Queen's favourite Bordeaux Blend
Do you need a trust fund to drink wine?
What Google image searches get wrong about wine lovers
You don't have to be mad to make Swedish wine...
Big Bank Holiday Wine Trivia Quiz
Clapter is a curse on wine communication
What wine goes with pickled egg soufflé?
A better way (for wineries) to describe wine
Wine marketing... is there a better way?
The #bekind case for wine snobbery
Side gigs, former lives, and curiosities
Vinfluencing... "a cruel, cruel practice"?
Why you should drink claret on 4th July
Why "that" beautiful picture doesn't work
What's the future of wine technology?
Never forget taste has two meanings
Wine’s sustainable algebra = fail
What will your wine look like in the future?
We don't lie. But we don't tell the truth
"That" article in The Daily Mail is wrong - food and wine matching matters
I hope my rosé is Millennial Pink. I also hope it isn’t
What do you serve with an "Allumette Hollandaise"?
Queen Camilla's Grandfather - and you
Should you buy Bordeaux en primeur?
Today is The Internet's "Victor Meldrew Point"
Fauxhemians lay siege to the Hipsters' temple
Wine critics are like lavatory paper
We all age. Some better than others.
Chairman Mao was wrong. The revolution was a dinner party
Google tells lies about wine drinkers. The truth is on Gogglebox
Dionysus is blind, but Narcissus is on television
Stereotypes are unhelpful. Much like (wine) labels
£350 Champagne “demystifies category” say launch invitees
Claret and Class – a British Diversion
Most wine writing is already automated. By humans.
Bordeaux is the original English wine region
Desert Island Claret – an addendum
It’s a fight between Celebrity Wines and the IYI’s. The Celebrities win
Why do experts disdain the wine drinking pubic?