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Bald Heads and Beards

Bald Heads and Beards

Why do women love them? And are they the secret of my success? (Answer - no)

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Jul 19, 2023
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“Can any woman reader tell me why bald heads and beards are so popular” writes James Nutt, of Oldham in Lancashire.

It’s a fair question Mr Nutt, and an important one.

I too always thought that “wavy-haired and smooth chinned men stood the best chance of charming the ladies”. Yet I all to often find myself irresistible to the fairer sex. Like those celebr…

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