Why reports of Sherry's revival are greatly exaggerated

...or, "Another Historian of the Future". Only this time, an utterly terrible one who got everything wrong while claiming to be brilliantly right.

Another week, I read another of those “Sherry is the next big thing” articles. Like the tick of a Caesium clock these articles about Sherry arrive with astonishing predictability. Unlike a Caesium clock, their prediction - that “Sherry is the next big thing” - is never accurate. Like putting on Civil War reenactments¹, eating offal, and living in a polyc…