Wine is a religion. Or at the very least it acts like one.

What do religious scholars on Instagram tell us about wine snobbery? A surprising amount. And they also explain why wine snobbery is going nowhere fast.

Are you a wine snob? (#23476)

This piece from Wine Enthusiast is surely what articles will look like when they’ve all been commissioned, written, AND illustrated by AI. Let’s start with the picture:

1. That’s a brandy glass

2. He’s holding it by the bowl and not the stem (#stemwatch)

3. He’s taken all the foil off the bottle rather than just cutting off the top

4. He’s …