"But is it delicious?"

I'm drinking wine, reading a book, and listening to The Butthole Surfers. Each one tells me there's a different way to decide if the wine is any good.

I'm drinking wine, reading a book, and listening to The Butthole Surfers. Each one tells me there's a different way to decide if the wine is any good. No wonder people fall out about this sort of thing. All the time. Especially #winetwitter.

The Butthole Surfers - of whom more later

The glass of wine has a pretty straightforward answer. I once heard that…